i can hug pillows and pretends its anyone i want and do it for the rest of my life
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.